Sam Summins

you ain’t calling bout no paper, don’t be playin on my phone!

[MLB @MLB]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY HITS A WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

I had a great relationship with the Bears secondary when i did visit.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Sam Summins @SamSummins]

@YourFriendKyle_ Try a different USB port on the computer and fully restart

[Sam Summins @SamSummins]

@Patriots

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Sam Summins @SamSummins]

@YourFriendKyle_ 96 is way overkill. Old 64GB kit will be fine.

[Sam Summins @SamSummins]

@YourFriendKyle_ https://t.co/MhUagbKbcR

Sorry bro it’s gonna cost ya

[solé @layxsnv]

I HAD MY FIRST JOB BEFORE I COULD EVEN GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE. SO FORGIVE ME IF I STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND GROWN ADULTS WHO REFUSE TO WORK AND STILL EXPECT HANDOUTS.

[Nate Gilbert @NateGilbert]

Not a single ticket sold for the opening night of Melania at Boston’s largest theater

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

How to not get shot by ICE:
1) don’t try to run them over with your car
2) don’t pull a gun on them

[🥤 @34for2]

Iceman 🥶

[Sam Summins @SamSummins]

@MatthewGolden_ He’s him

[Sam Summins @SamSummins]

Guys.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump on midterms: "When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election." — Reuters

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

No need for any bets with @GovPritzker about the @Packers game. Our 13 championships speak for themselves.

#GoPackGo #BearsStillSuck

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

@lulbrickk im believing in my packers #GoPackGo

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

In 2026, food delivery apps in California must issue full refunds for missing or incorrect orders

They must also provide access to a real person for customer support

[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

The loudest place on earth is your parents house from 7-10AM any time you’re home visiting