Sam Sweets

kitten wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cheese 😽 comedian / singer / MUA / actor / writer / dancer /loves slashes

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@OnlyFansStarsPR Sure did u follow?

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https://t.co/QqSCUyupkE
#sports #Playoffs #sportball #football #OnlyFans

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@PopCrave You could buy people in LA homes or something useful

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@equine__dentist If you put miso in your vag than you’re a misogynist

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@Amelia_baby_x1 @OnIyFansNewbs Will u follow me lol?

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Heartbreaking 😭

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@lionesspike You say this as if there are lots of other jobs for actors right now lollll #notinLa

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@blackscats However Lilies are bad luck for cats

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@Slangdini Yes they’re called “Italy”

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I joke to try and spread smiles but fr all my heart goes out to everyone effected by the fires all over LA rn 🫶🫶🫶 I can’t sleep watching it all wish I could do more to help

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@MayorOfLA @elliehoulie So are you going to replace the LAFDs funding now??????????

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@tierneyfilms I mean Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby lol. Not the baby.

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@tierneyfilms Rosemary’s Baby

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Where do I sign up to volunteer to give a fireman a BJ tomorrow?
They work their hoses hard for us, I’ll work their hoses hard for them lol
🫡 #supportlafd @LAFD #PalisadesFire #eatonfire #LosAngelesWildfires

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@ShouldHaveCat Meoooooooooo

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Jimmy Carter was the one who deregulated the airline industry, so remember to thank him for the state of holiday travel this year while waiting for your 4th cancelled flight home

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Alert! I looked cute in a corset the other day

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Happy Hole-days!! 😘 xoxo