Sam Taha

A Human being / Egyptian Standup Comedian.
There will be hats!

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My favorite part of this clip is when Americans clap realizing their First World country privilege!

#Standup4migrants #America #fyp #fypシ #Iraq #USA #Haha #comedy #standupcomedy #Standup #MiddleEast

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Oh Trump is definitely bombing Venezuela now that he lost the Peace Prize to them!

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Google is having a Skype moment right now. You mean to tell me that Google Nest is connected to the internet but not Gemini?!
Have you tried googling something without AI these days? It’s impossible! Yet Google Nest performs this miracle everyday!
#EpicFail #Google

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Remember when crazy people used to write thoughtful manifestos instead of inscribing shell casing? Even crime has lost its attention span…

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“Oh my lord, where did all these brown people come from?”
Said the country that invaded 171 of the 195 countries
#Immigration #England

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It’s for your safety!

#memes #cantbelieveitsnotnews #satire #comedy #galaxy #space #milkywaynews #fypシ

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#SchrodingersCat #quantumlies

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The truth can finally remain hidden!
#comedy #satire #epstein #Doj #epsteinisland #epsteinlist #epsteinwho #CBINN #hobbit #lotr

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I’m logistically impressed by anyone who waged war in the past!

#sketch #comedy #warfare #tech #king #comics #video #aidrawing #modern #funny #satire #history #ww3 #peacetreaty #medieval #medievaltimes #medievalwarfare

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These are not the philes you are looking for…

#breakingnews #news #update #comedy #satire #satirehumor #politicalmemes
#epsteindidntkillhimself #cbinn #lies #IAWL
#ItsaWonderfulLie #jedi #jedimindtricks #yoda #wisdom #cia #fbi #epstein #epsteinsisland #EpsteinFiles

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And they’re BrainBlitzing* more names as we speak!

*Blitz-krieg = Lighting-War
so Brainstorming became “BrainBlitzing” 😁

#aligator #alcatraz #aligatoralcatraz #breakingnews #news #infernal #newspaper #satire #comedy #satirecomedy #parody #ice #iceyconditions

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because we are just as legit and not any lesser than ABC, CBS and CNN, we will also bribe the administration to facilitate our merger with Earth Rave Media
…I mean settle the case. We are sorry and shit.
#cnn #abc #60minutes #paramount #cbs #lawsuit #CBINN #comedy #satire

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Oh we get our very own OJ Simpson? Nice!

#breakingnews #news #parody #fake #update #pdiddy #justice #ojsimpson #CBINN #babyoil #babyoildaddy #race #racialjustice #equality #trial #pdiddytrial #PdiddyFiles

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All your problems will be solved by the Big Beautiful Pole!
#Cantbelieveitsnotnews #CBINN #breaking #senate #polarbear #polar #thepole #bigbeautifulbill #BBL #BBW #bbq #usa
#politics #iceberg

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Doesn’t this just look nice? #2028

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According to a recently classified CIA memo, Matt Groening confessed, “We never guessed the future, the entire show was storyboarded by Astrologers and NHI…”

#SecretStory #TheSimpsons #Prediction #exposed #CIA #theoccult #tarot #scrying #writers #Simpsons #funny #joke #comic

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The apology we all need right now…
#iran #USA #world #Fordow

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Wait, so everybody’s has an iron dome? #Qatar

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Fat shamming on an international level! #Iran #IranIsraelConflict #us #ww3memes