Bowled the 1878 Aussies out for 105. Dismissed GF Grace, once gave out WG. Currently umpiring celestial cricket. Reveres Arlott, Tinniswood and Benaud.
FIFA should hang their heads in shame for putting England and Spain in the same #FiFAWWC qualifying group in what is clearly a completely botched and unfair seeding system. #FIFAwomensworldcup
Dear Auntie BBC, are you asleep? I was hoping to watch the Women's 6 Nations rugby match between Ireland and Italy as advertised but all I'm getting is a picture of some netball players. @bbciplayer@BBCSport
Felt for @ilona_maher having to face @gloshartpury at their magnificent best in her 1st 15s #rugby for years. Her war analogy was spot on - like being posted to the Russian front! #baptismoffire - but a great learning experience
Say what you like about Wayne Rooney, the Plymouth fans must love him. They've carved this 55m statue of him just outside the town. #plymouthargyle#waynerooney@WayneRooney