Sam the Onion Lord

Let them eat cake

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

Was SmarterChild the first AI

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

@jessejamesmetz @hewywestside I still lurk sometimes

[Dennis @D3nnis__3]

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

There should be a line at the Post Office, or everywhere honestly, that is a "I'm competent and paying attention" line

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

How u hate me when I’m in my room doing this

[Claude @508mph]

What my early morning work commute feels like when it’s below 50°

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

@arianatorswildt @wickedmovie nah that's Comso & Wanda

[claudia irizarry aponte @clauirizarry]

I’ve been saying this for years: Every major airport in America is leaving money on the table by not having a nail salon

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

I'm surprised when Meg the stallion got shot they didn't just take her to the glue factory

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

Does the new Alien: Romulus movie take place at DTW

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

If you ever need a confidence boost just walk around downtown before 10 am and the homeless people will tell you they love your curly hair and you have a pretty smile

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

Me soon as Katie Ledecky jump in that pool

[LMFP (Liz McGraw Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

after Kamala pardons Jen Shah

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

Today my hair lady said JD Vance was hot... I gotta find a new hair lady don't I

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Sam the Onion Lord @SamTheOnionLord]

Rest in hell Tony Keith