Sam Euel Campbell

Black lab, loves football, chewing, barking, panting like a rapist and excessive licking... I LOVE PIE'S!!!

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@xLisaAnnax

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Love you all but it's time to go...

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Starting to get tired of the hoomans constantly in my house

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #catfight #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Thanks uncle @Gm9989 and aunty @LelMeg for my jumper... No really

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@Gm9989 I saw his potential when he was but a pup

[Noah James Campbell @WhatNoahDidNext]

Guess who got their original account back after six years!

#wtftwitter

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Got myself an apprentice @Gm9989

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@weeheather1985 giving me a sexy dance... I'm not into humans. And they took my balls! #justnaw

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Everyone is like happy new year and I'm here thinking what about the last 3... Nobody bothered with them?! #dogyears

@FizzMurray1

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@garyrobertson03 on top non stop?! I don't think so, I've had the snip!

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Haw @garyrobertson03 keep that junior roaster of yours under control! She was shouting at me and chasing me

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@garyrobertson03 said I wad one of the bears... But I'm a dog! Silly Gary!

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@pc_murray the Fox I was chasing, do you know what it said? What dose the Fox say?! What does the Fox say Paul?!

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Taking after @Scotty_Dog90 and spent the early hours chasing some foxy tail! #urbanintruder

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@garyrobertson03 I'll have them if you don't want them!

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

@FizzMurray1 who's more popular eh?!

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

In homage to one of my favourite uncles @Gm9989 my face has swollen on one side

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Apparently I don't need to read this :(

[Sam Euel Campbell @SamTheRoaster]

Waattteeerrr! Saaannd! That will go well in the car!