sam

bruh I don’t know

[Millennial Dads for Alex Bores @bri_guy_ny]

I regret to inform the haters that Zohran has pressed the very big “Make Everything Better” button again.

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

I’m putting together a team…

[Yugopnik @Yugopnik]

Dude they have literal anti-Asmongold divisions in China

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Really no competition.

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[Fun Ahead 🇺🇸 @heroesahead]

Obi Wan: Oh I get it, you're trying to free this boy and his mother from slavery

Qui Gon: Close.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Kinda feels like it's trying too hard to be edgy compared to how organic it felt in the original films. Maybe because the art style is now mismatched from the tone of the writing? We'll see how it goes but I don't really have high hopes. Or any hopes idk

[🪼 SPIDER. 🪼 @Spider2pointO]

Fakest demon I’ve ever seen

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[Chris P. Wicks! at the VC5 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Abysmal vibes in the groupchat today

[Radec @realradec]

the fact that this is the longest QTE in the franchise means that this is literally the hardest thing Kratos has ever done

easily the greatest QTE in gaming history

[*leslie @LEZB0B0MB]

hollywood execs see a rapist portrayed as the villain and immediately feel the need to do something about it

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[Hobbit’s Pipe @ParagonDeku]

There was that one study (university of Alabama, maybe?) about how common torture is in G and PG movies that got mocked as a ridiculous waste of research funds, but they almost all do it post 9/11.