Sam Turner

Christian, Husband, Father, Owner @Turner_Ag.

[Office of Governor Kehoe @GovKehoeComms]

“Phasing out the income tax would send a clear message: Missouri respects work. Missouri trusts its citizens and Missouri is ready to compete for families and businesses who want to grow and succeed.”
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[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

America 🇺🇸 Greatest country in the history of the world.

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

I can’t cheer for a team in kansas. #Chiefs

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@EdwardJKahle @willard2023 @ChicagoBears 👀

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Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol? #MIZ #FightTiger

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I wish it was cold. There I said it. I’m tired of sweating. #bringonwinter

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Beat kU. #MIZ

[Mizzou Athletics @MizzouAthletics]

Never too early to start Beat kU Week.

#MIZ 🐯

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

Death, taxes and my kids having to use the bathroom the second the food shows up at a restaurant.

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

Wife: You don’t have to fold all that laundry.
Me: Honey I’ll do whatever you want me to as long as I’m in front of a television. #Masters2025

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

My son just asked the Easter Bunny for 2 grand. Same bro. Same.

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Today’s workout won.

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Me dodging all the viruses brought home from my kids. #notsofast

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@G_Franchise11 Because we’re idiots.

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Pain. I feel pain. #MIZ

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Some people will never understand the ups and downs of being a Mizzou fan. I envy them.

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These tariffs have never made more sense. #USAvsCAN

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People who listen to videos out loud in a waiting room should be on the no fly list.

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

I posted this on X because she doesn’t have it. She would deny it she saw.

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

My wife said I did something that was, “actually funny” yesterday. This is my single greatest achievement to this point in my life.

[Sam Turner @SamTurnerMO]

@calebrowden 😂😂