Samantha V.

Animal lover, photographer & maker of video. Bios are awkward. What do I say? oh yeah, and I also take pictures.

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Can I just say, It's such a major inconvenience that teleportation isn't a real thing?

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#gohalos

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Yo Taylor Swift, can we get that coronavirus hardship discount for your new album???

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But really, who’s dumb enough to break into someone’s home during quarantine? Do they think the homeowners are not going to be home!?

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Everyone has had or knows someone who has a dog named Lucky. #Facts

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...All I’m asking is for an estimation date to when the stay at home order will be lifted so I can know when to start exercising and losing the fat so I’ll be ready in time.

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The amount of times I have to keep recharging my phone during this quarantine is insane.

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@cynthialovely The parent trap is a masterpiece

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Just because we’re at home all the time now doesn’t mean you have to constantly be posting insta stories or going live... yeah, we might be bored as hell but still don’t wanna see that.

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If you haven’t learned how to cook for yourself during this quarantine, there’s is no hope for you, you will never learn.

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Daily one-sided convos I have with my dog include; “Who’s the little baby?” “Who’s a good boy?” “Who wants a snack?” He gives me the same reaction to all, and I’m perfectly okay with that.

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The coronavirus quarantine is weird in a way, our generation has never been through an epidemic quite like this, it feels like there is a sense of leniency and emergency at the same time. We can’t leave our homes, but we still have the luxury of Netflix. #Coronavirus

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Do you ever just lay on your stomach face down and your dog just comes out of Nowhere and lays on your butt? Lmfaooo

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But the joke is on you coronavirus, I’ve been quarantining since 2009.

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The mothers picking up the free LAUSD school lunches in their new cars... really? Your kids are obviously not “affected” to the degree a poor homeless person is on the streets. Please save this for families who actually need it.

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Non millennials: Freaking out over coronavirus preparing buying supplies.

Millennials: Looking up cheap flights and cruise packages.

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@holleeze You’re so cute Holly!

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@zippeee @MatildaMusic Lmfao awe man you should’ve told me! 🤪

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@MatildaMusic Lol it’s ok really though!

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@MatildaMusic Not gonna lie, I’m a bit low key bitter about not getting a hoodie that day at Echo Park 😂

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Seeing people get their sugar-filled venti Frappuccinos at sturbucks makes me want to shake them and yell, “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BAD THOSE ARE FOR YOU!?”