Sam Weeks

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[Sam Weeks @SamTwenty]

I'm going to start making jams and name them all after popular printer modules. That way when people are trying fix there printer that has jammed I get free advertising.

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

googling how tall your phone is an essential part of the male experience

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

couples costume idea

[Sam Weeks @SamTwenty]

I cant drink Beer the same time as I piss

[Fiona Hamilton @Fhamiltontimes]

I'm at Westminster Mags Court where three Metropolitan police officers are accused of sending grossly offensive messages in which they joked about sexually assaulting domestic violence victims and much more. This will be a thread.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the british conservatives have no backbone they immediately pushed boris out for violating covid protocols, and hiring a sexual assaulter meanwhile trump did jan6 (and sexual assaults) and the entire republican party was like it was very good and we should do more of that sir!

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Johnson is the third PM to fall in six years because there is no solution to the deep economic and environmental crisis we face that picks our pockets and steals our future.

Real change isn't a new Tory PM but a new politics to redistribute wealth and power.

[Lexi 🖤⛓️ @Lexi_png]

im a trans person who takes hormones and the fact that even fringe right wing discourse has shifted from “no trans women in sports” to “it should be illegal for doctors to prescribe hormone therapy to anyone at any age” is terrifying.

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

We've been inundated with complaints that we haven't uploaded Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, so here it is in all it's unhinged glory

[Exhibitor Relations Co. @ERCboxoffice]

Let’s talk about sanctions. How about not releasing THE BATMAN in Russia. And all comic book flicks thereafter. It’s a limited thing, sure. Look, we know superheroes aren’t real, but perhaps they can be a small part of the solution. Dish out “consequences they have never seen.”

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

this covid situation about to get handled

[Sam Weeks @SamTwenty]

No chance this ever happened, just war propaganda.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

107 years ago today, English and German soldiers stopped fighting in WWI to have a game of football on 'No Man's Land' on Christmas Day 🤝

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Tonight I will oppose both compulsory vaccines for NHS staff, and the introduction of vaccine passports. Both measures are counterproductive and will create division when we need cooperation and unity.

[Sam Weeks @SamTwenty]

@nolimitNH Happy birthday mate

[Sam Weeks @SamTwenty]

Park Bar

[max @Valourtaker]

Look. i hate it as much as you do. but it had to be done