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[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Me when no one likes my tweets

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

@KelloggsUS we need to talk babes 💯

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

@lyssieconnz Thank you !!! 🗣🧜🏼‍♂️👨🏼‍🍳🙏🏼😿👾😹

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

If post Malone doesn’t drop an album release date soon i WILL kms. I will. Like literally what have you been doing??? 🤨

[Tom 🦦 @lilxanavi]

DJ Khaled hates non-binary people

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

I should’ve never stopped tweeting every single thought I have on here. Back to it ig. 🙏🏼

[em @DI0RSBABY]

“stay“ by reynier llanes

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Imagine not liking pickles... and having to ask for things without pickles... like how embarrassing

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Almost 3 years later and the answer is still the same. And those three are wall e, despicable me, and the help 🙏🏼

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

3/100.

[Hinal Shah 🌻 @hinal_shahhh]

26/100, what's your score?

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

I didn’t take 3 years of Spanish for nothing... 🙄🙄

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Eating oatmeal is one of the responsibilities of being an adult

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Me when I’m riding someone’s ass: 😈

Me when someone’s riding my ass: 👿

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

I’m so tired right now I’m about to tie a belt around my arm to make it easier to inject coffee straight into my veins

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

I put my pride aside to ask someone to hang and they say they can’t

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Two words. Soup. Time.

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

@lyssieconnz Yes I’m so excited!! Do you know who the daddy is this time!? 🥺🥺

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

Hi Michelle Alyssa and Sofia I hope u see this !

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

@michelletimms_ Yayy 💋💋

[sam 🦝 @SamUnfiItered]

@lyssieconnz I love Elton John!! 🗣🗣