Samantha the Scientist

ain’t no filters here

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

Crine😭😭😭😭

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Fuck that tall ass bitch

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Make him the Statue of Liberty

[໊ @soysabil]

and for the lady, perhaps a love so pure?

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

Mamihood really elevated my life in a way I had not planned. the holidays get more special, and I get an anniversary after Xmas, valentines immediately after, my bday a month after that & Mother’s Day a sweet 8 weeks after🥰🧸

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

love when life reminds me my man is hotter & looks younger than any of the previous suitors (5+yrs on em) & how our kid is so much more beautiful than any of the kids they’ve spawned.HAHA

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

truly really dearly only post for the girls

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

Derek was all types of toxic but when Meredith was stressed about their unborn child developing eyesight he reassured her with a “she’s not blind. He’s not blind! AND if he/she is blind that’s okay. Blind is okay … Helen Keller went to Harvard, Meredith” was and is EVERYTHING.♥️

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

Doing a whole head to toe exfoliation in the bath & feeling completely light as a feather afterwards >>

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

My kiddo loves bdays so much he’s more excited about my bday coming up than I am😭

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

You know I’m down bad when I’m venting to my sis😔😂

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

I like some of the Lady Gaga songs, wtf does she know about Puerto Rico??

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

It’s never been a bitch that’s skinnier than me to cut me off at the mcds drive thru ijs…

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

FINALLY a song with my naaaaaaame

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

even at my most evil i’m considerate

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

I fear Id sell a soul to catch Leon Thomas overseas🥹 bc wym he plays in Paris on my bdayyyy. @leonthomas you been my pooks since middle school weyyyyy💋🫶🏽

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

Think I just discovered my new goto cocktail 🤭

[Samantha the Scientist @SamVGarcia]

If anything Frankenstein has reiterated to me is that being raised catholic is truly chic asffff

[Tobi Marshall @CoededMarshall]

Essence Magazine, November 1999 Issue Featuring D'Angelo

[SEE THAT GURLLAH 🖤 @glynderella_]

I’m finna knock all this shit over