Sam Vipond

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@bootlegger1974 The Working Mans Yacht at Talacre right now, Captain!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

Its Tracey Burns! #phoenixnights #brianpotter

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

Mr Fumble more like

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Kids' TV icon Mr Tumble, 55, is 'madly in love' with co-star 21-years his junior as CBeebies stars enjoy a quiet life on his £2.5million farm https://t.co/EClMGMGv3u

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

This fella reminds us yearly how on paper he isn't the brightest however, never fails to come up with the goods and with a common sense look on life.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@David__Osland I’m no economist but I think you might find the cost of the beer would also go up if you did that.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@David__Osland I’m no economist but I think you might find the cost of the beer would also go up if you did that.

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

Who's that, the Fonz?

[Neil Fitzmaurice @Fitzyfella]

Made me laugh this, if you know, you know!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@billy_btm @carlyjohnson123 This is Veronica...

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@jen_moxon Old shite?.. is that my good typewriter, get it off, get it off now!!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

You know the time, it's Crime Time!

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Bloody hell, Potter’s had a facelift!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@jen_moxon Stick a woolly hat on it and say its you!

Kenny, get me Zantac!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@BorisJohnson Good job you've got your trusty Firestick to hand!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@maxandpaddyline I know what you're thinking, love, COVING!

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@maxandpaddyline I know what you're thinking, love. COVING

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@BurgerKingUK Everyone thinks you're shit apart from when they are in the airport.

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@sophielouisecc If thats the case then, they should be exempt from paying tax as well, because using your logic, they won't know why they pay tax and its purpose.

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@jen_moxon You need Ray Von on the case

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@PotnoodIefringe "Show you no mercy".... yeah, and the Strand isn't a shithole 🤪

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@ShitTits_OkArse Whole new meaning of "Dropbox" haha

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@jen_moxon Have you tried battery acid

[Sam Vipond @SamVipond90]

@PhoenixNightsNC she only had four!!

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Her: He’s out with the guys, I bet he’s talking to other girls.

Him: