Sam

I have too many books and too many cats

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The funniest possible outcome is definitely Trump deporting him.

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

Watching the timeline rn

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this....

[Lee Elms @JWIMYS]

Elon literally has me dying laughing. Trump said he was gonna take his government contracts away and Elon said “don’t you fuck kids?”

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Elon’s next tweet

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

how can we possibly be expected to do our actual work under these conditions

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Elon is not on our side now. Stop. He’s on his side. Period.

[Sam @SamWagg]

Confirmed. 30s are waaay better

[໊ @sonohoor]

no such thing as wasting your 20s. your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that you’re ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Sam @SamWagg]

The girls are fightingggggggg

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump announces he will terminate Elon Musk’s government subsidies and contracts.

Musk responds and says he will decommission SpaceX’s Dragon spacecraft.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[erika @yeeeerika]

'love is in the air' WRONG. cicadas

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

taylor swift didn't write

say it once again with feeling
how the death rattle breathing
silenced as the soul was leaving
the deflation of our dreaming
leaving me bereft and reeling
my beloved ghost and me
sitting in a tree
D-Y-I-N-G

for you to dislike how did it end?

[Sam @SamWagg]

@StitchThePirate Just stopping in to say "I see you" - I hope things get better. I got laid off right before Christmas & things have been really hard. Sending you good vibes and hoping the universe gives us a break ASAP! ❤️

[Sam @SamWagg]

Like the address is my old house in another state and the people there just kept the first one, now they'll have two and I have zero 💀🥲

[Sam @SamWagg]

@taylornation13 fyi needing to get help from the @UMG store is PAINFUL. Their auto replies/actions are so frustrating, they reprocessed an order - if a human would've read my email they wouldn't have wasted a second cardigan by sending it to the wrong address again 😭