Sam Wakefield

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

Imagine being the guy who bought “Brady’s last TD pass” for 518k today…

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

S/O @MasonMcCormick for making it to his Gordon year

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

This toilet paper shortage is getting out of hand. Just brought an extra pair of socks with me to work... smh

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

The way Theon tried to kill the Night King is like me studying for an exam

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

@CHRISTIANARMS24 You are pathetic

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Mom just keeps dropping hints that I'm not welcome home. First she started referring to a cat as her boy and now I don't even have a bedroom at my own house

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

@BlaineRench You don't want to start this

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In highschool I couldn't wait for summers. Now I can't wait for school to start up

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

@IanTroutman @tharrison63 I don't drink

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

There comes a time in a man's life where he must make a decision. Eat or be eaten

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

@tharrison63 Dude.... tears

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Just saw two people banging in a dumpster... I'm not lying

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

There's No Debate: Brady Is the Best Ever (via https://t.co/8iGXlLxPvD ) https://t.co/zqfRKPJIK4

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How did the Patriots win with a goat playing quarterback?

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Bo Scarbrough as a sophomore in high school vs Sam Wakefield as a sophomore in high school

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I'm a real big giants fan today

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Does anyone know what day Christmas will fall on next year? I need to start my countdown

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

You'd be walking funny too after getting fucked by finals for a week

[Sam Wakefield @SamWakefield3]

@CHRISTIANARMS24 stop