Samantha

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Be-ray on a fer -ay OR ber-et on a fer-et??🤔

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Top sheet enthusiast

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Milk tastes different if u drink it fast compared to drinking it slow #hottakes

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

If a blind person was born blind but never told they were blind would they know they’re blind?

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Does dog poo smell good to flies?

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

chicken is meat for vegan people - joey

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

A group of possums should be called a posse

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

the Woolworths hand sanitiser smell is NOT IT #corona #disgustang

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

I’m in love with David Genat #SurvivorAU

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Sharns catchphrase really do be “aggressively covert” #survivorau

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

THE BEST POSSIBLE CHALLENGE ENDING I LOVE THE GOLDEN GOD HE WILL REIGN SUPREME #survivorau

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

IF DAVE DOESNT WIN TONIGHT IM GONNA RAGE #survivorau

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Can’t catch corona virus if I only drink cruisers #coronavirus #glenwaverley #comeatme #WuhanVirus

[joe filland @plorbybligglew1]

Here me out, I’m a celebrity get me out of here but instead of celebrities it’s politicians and instead of the jungle it’s the Australian Bush Fires

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Controversial opinion:
A bitten tongue is WORSE than a stubbed toe

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

I’ve seen 6 spiders in my house in under an hour and all I can think about are those Facebook videos with all the spiders hatching and how I’m living that nightmare #horrorween

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

*me being proud of my fake tan*

Me: wow i cant believe i did it, i'm usually super pale, even paler than you

Person: i have anemia

Me:.....

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Troy and Gabriella getting the main roles instead of Sharpay and Ryan is practically daylight robbery #highschoolmusical #teamsharpay

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

Deep gets 5 stars tonight #uber #mynewbestfriend

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

@kate_adams44 It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose gotta blame it on my juice

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% spaghetti bolognaise #lizzo

[Samantha @SamWalker765]

@kate_adams44 *i just took a DNA test turns out...