Samsquatch

I like the memes, but I'm mostly here for the ads

[Kristi 🇹🇹 @Execburner]

That’s AI. Here’s the actual motivational screen on display.

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@OleMissFB Oh shit ok

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@AB84 Ok I have to ask- who was yesterday's?

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@NFL @nflnetwork @NFLPlus @nfl which one of you geniuses thought fans would rather watch garbage time in a Jets game over Bo Nix's opening drive? Who made that decision, and how much ketamine were they on?

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@31337___ Ah yes the Jimonnacci sequence

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@MattsIdeaShop @TrueFactsStated Leave th gays out of this. They'd slap claude the fuck out.

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@AroundTheNFL Keon Coleman wondering why his door code isn't working

[Drew Hill @DrewHill_DM]

Welcome to Memphis, Cam Boozer

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@phil_hellmuth @ChampionsClubTX If the ladies wanted to refund the 25k and not have to sit that close to you for a few hours, would they take the option? Did you ask them?

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

How does the internet take stupid things and make them more stupid

[John Isom @johnisom2001]

@GfedGoCrazy It’s actually the Agonic Line. Those that are closer to true north and magnetic north alignment also have their souls more aligned

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@HuffPost I don't need a gel to make myself look plumper, Huff

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Remember what it was like when you and I first got together?

[Elise 🍒🍒♱ @AdolphsonFalkk]

No that's fine I just imagined it would be a bit bigger

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@JasmineLWatkins I want a pair of those and I hate myself for it.

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@Booker4KY Jeez, if only there was a political party that would fight for that. That would be really useful right about now.

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@BrosephSZN @Skipintr I wonder if her husband will have a shitty 2 hour special on ESPN to decide to move her to a different city. Then again, maybe he isn't a LeBron fan

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women https://t.co/dJWEET8r34

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

@citchmook 100%

I could understand it when they had Miko, but they don't anymore, for like a year at this point. It's not a secret that we run the whole thing through 29- put some shots on goal and score ugly.

[Samsquatch @SamWellborn]

He looks like he's getting a talking to from his pimp on furry night.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

WE DID IT 🇺🇸