Sam Smith

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[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

"I'm gonna piss the bed!" I yell to no one on a mundane Sunday night as I ease back onto the mattress ready to fall peacefully to sleep

[Bobby Lea @B_Lea1]

The rights of members of marginalized groups should never be up for popular vote. Everyone from @usacycling connected to the survey asking the majority group if a minority group should be allowed to play needs to resign immediately.

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

The Menu was bad and you all lied

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@Brook_Watts David Duchovny lookin ass

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

Men will literally assert the New Yorker article should have been about something other than Colin Strickland being a piece of shit instead of going to therapy

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@t_seplavy My thing was Tetris in the pre smartphone days

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@AmourDeVelo Who says “darn”?

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

Great point. Start grid should obviously be done by Instagram followership

[nicholas roche @nicholasroche]

Breaking news: order on start line tomorrow. Riders with uci points ( non gravel) first on start line. Gravel riders start in the back. @UCI_cycling remind me what worlds is it tomorrow again? 🤨 i am sure the race is was called gravel worlds not road worlds!

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

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[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@philgaimon

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@thejeffbartell Magic Mike

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

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[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@focuspuller Thanks Tim!

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

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[Geoff Kabush @GeoffKabush]

Hey @instagram @InstagramComms. I wrote a real article about athletes/influencing on @cyclingtips and then posted about it on IG. It got shared and liked so much you deactivated my account because you thought it was artificial activity. Pretty ironic eh? https://t.co/YMOsXDilaS

[Sam Smith @SamWileyS]

@CXHairs @velonews @eaglading Ugh

[EF Education-Aevolo @ef_aevolo]

Transport yourself back to June 2021. We’re in Clay County, Florida, it’s muggy and hot, and Sean McElroy just won U23 #roadnats 🇺🇸 Life is good.

🎥: @SamWileyS

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[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

I don’t have any shows currently booked, but I am cancelling all my appearances at any elementary school gymnasiums that require a measles, mumps and rubella vaccine since the 1970s.