Sam Zehnder

Physical therapist and lifelong learner Founder: Rock Solid Physical Therapy and Performance

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@GrantKarsten Are you jestermaxxing now?

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This thing we're doing adding "maxxing" to the end of any word we want is the clearest sign of the end times

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*bringing my wife who's actively in labor into the hospital*

"Could I get the Wi-Fi password?"

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Nothing will make you appreciate the Boston Tea Party quite like owning a small business

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Wife: "You haven't taken the garbage out or cleaned anything I asked for the past 3 weeks..."

Me: "Ok but the Dow hit 50,000..."

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

Physical activity and the reduction of all-cause mortality, from 2 very large prospective cohorts
1. The relationship is non-linear, suggesting a threshold effect for many types of exercise as seen below

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Go look up techno edits to Vivaldi and Mozart and tell me you wouldn't PR every lift in the gym to that

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Paycheck hits on same day as mortgage due.

All of my dollars:

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My favorite part of modern technology is simultaneously managing several conversations with the same person across multiple platforms. Just love texting my wife immediately after I send her a message on IG and FB.

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@CoachJanetzke34 My Irish ancestors would be proud

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If anyone needs a flashlight, I'll be shirtless at the pool today

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Going to end all texts to my wife with "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

President Trump says he’s terminating all discussions about trade with Canada.

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Creed all day for the dads out there. You boys have earned this.

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Would love to be a baby. Would love to drink 2.5% of my bodyweight in milk and then immediately lie down for bed. Just a quick 5 pounds of milk and then 10 hours of sleep.

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If everyone could stop buying homes 6 hours after they hit the market, that would be great.

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In my Creed era

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@GoogleMyBiz 2139258734494969526

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@GoogleMyBiz what's up with the review count slowly trickling down? All reviews are present but the total number is displayed incorrectly

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@triplefour1 @GoogleMyBiz They asked for my case ID which I gave them and no response yet from that. Hopefully it's resolved soon for all of us!

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@GoogleMyBiz Case ID is 4-1995000038366.

To clarify, my profile indicates a total of 39 reviews, but should say 43. All 43 reviews are present and have not been deleted, but the displayed number is incorrect.

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@triplefour1 @GoogleMyBiz Yeah seems like it's a Google-wide issue!