Sam Zeigler

bios are over rated

[Sam Zeigler @SamZeigler]

When you called shotgun but your friend got there first

[APA. @APAHandle]

the Burger King Foot Lettuce guy is interviewing a youtuber named Dad in a boxing ring with an actual boxing referee in it and John Morrison.
#creatorclash

[MIS @MISwasTaken]

"That was the fastest speed run I've seen in boxing"
- @MoistCr1TiKaL

#creatorclash

[Sam Zeigler @SamZeigler]

The fact that @Chilis launched merch for their birthday (that is the day after mine) and I am too late for the sweatshirt makes me so sad. I am a @Chilis queen.

[Sam Zeigler @SamZeigler]

@clurical I don’t need this judgement right now

[Sam Zeigler @SamZeigler]

#NewProfilePic

[Sam Zeigler @SamZeigler]

I’m just here to remind everyone that Pitbull is still an icon.

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

Dolly Parton studying vaccines so she can save us all

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

just so we're clear...

halloween
🎃
く|)へ
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￣￣┗┓ holidays
　 　 ┗┓　 ヾ🎁 ｼ
　　 ┗┓ ヘ/ 　 　
　 ┗┓ノ
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[Jeffery @jeshvs]

school is just an endless cycle of “i just need to make it pass this week” every week😭

[hater @engxl]

i know a witch when i see one

[Orb @ori_sucks]

NOOO I JUST SAW THIS PLEASE IM@CRYING AAAAAH https://t.co/CE8uGozTnC

[Sam Zeigler @SamZeigler]

“Looking homeless” isn’t a style or trend. No one thinks you look homeless in your lululemons.

[Jevon VanWagoner @JevonVanwagoner]

Treat yourself like I-75 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

[Jurnee @jurneevargas]

Mr. Humberfloob would NEVER get COVID. We need him now more than ever.

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

Alternative headline “Former Cop Shitbird Serial Killer To Fess Up Today”

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

“When asked to describe the assailant, Jane Doe said he had a small penis.” The crowd then broke out in applause. #GoldenStateKiller