Sam Barfield

buttered toes

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

@nick_colletti myeah, try ATLANTIS, homeboy

[RUGR@ @tayk]

i’m finna write a book in this hoe

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

Just got outta bed only to eat some Reddi Wip... WHATS GOOD 2019?

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

Why does my dog smell like a mcgriddle

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

This ain't even my Mase!!

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

You know what's weird about being diagnosed with OCD at age 19?
Fucking everything

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

Smile wrinkles befo I'm 20 lil bih

[Tundra Boy @XavierWulf]

@kanyewest lmaooooooo. nigga u need a nap.

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

https://t.co/DBg7Fff17s why is national geographic not balls deep in researching this tf

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

Whaddup, just your friendly neighborhood stain

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'We all look at Kavanaugh and we see some similarities to things that happened in our lives.' — This man perfectly described what it means to live in a rape culture

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A Banksy artwork self-shredded through its own frame just seconds after being sold at auction for more than $1 million.

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

I made the subconscious switch from humming "Another Day of Sun" from La La Land to humming Crazy Frog, and didn't notice until I finished the song. THIS is what you call a diverse musical palette

[Tom Howard 🦎 @TomHowardFilm]

I'm sometimes asked if working in Film/TV detracts from my enjoyment of watching shows, b/c I'm aware of what's going on behind the lens. I tell them that I often appreciate something more knowing the craft that went into it. E.g.: This is some real movie magic shit right here:

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

Cursing doesn't make you unintelligent, saying "frick" does tho

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

I wish I had someone to hug

[Sam Barfield @Sam_Barfield]

The Dangers of Eating Bread Quickly: a memoir by Sam Barfield