Sam

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When I’m tryna put her toes in my mouth but she’s ticklish

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

“don’t make this awkward” lol buddy that’s the only way I know how to make it

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

@KaneP1111 @benhbader The same reason why you wouldn’t go out of your way to interact with someone who is yelling obscenities in the street. Unpredictable at best and frankly, a little cringey.

[SexBreakfast 🇨🇦 @sexbreakfast365]

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack while they’re distracted.

[Kim Moore @kimberlyannm]

Nothing says “poor urban planning” like three car accidents causing unreal traffic on every main thoroughfare in the @CityofEdmonton! #yegtraffic

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

Don't 👏🏼 snap 👏🏼 me 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 story 👏🏼

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

Shoutout to the @MonsterEnergy promo gals who gave me a free case of drinks 🙌🏼🙏🏼 #YouTheRealMVP

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

Actually a little heartbroken @vine is throwing in the towel. So many funny memes - not enough time to appreciate #rip 👋🏼😥

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

Every single time #YEG

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

Whatever helps you sleep at night hunny 🙃🙃🙃

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

This growing up thing is frustrating only because I've just now realized how much fucking time I've wasted on pointless people 🙃

[Sam @Sam_Brooke1]

My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the Ft. McMurray fires #ymm 😓🙏🏼