Sam

nice for what | opinions are my own

[❄️ @imperfectfordre]

taylor truly is the worst kind of famous person lmfao. with all that money could’ve easily gone to a private island, or anywhere nice. but no, let’s go ahead and inconvenience everyday working class people for 3 days and get married in nyc…

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

If you're on the anti Republican side and have posted about platners issues at length you should also be making sure this is seen on every corner of the internet. Let's not forget the mass suffering Collins has put women in this country through with zero remorse

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Every war brings out some version of this brain-dead argument. In fact, it's OK to worry that what comes after a regime change operation - even one that topples a despicable leader - could lead to civil war, chaos, mass death and more. That's called learning from history.

[Navigator Research @NavigatorSurvey]

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[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

Partiful needs a calendar view

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

I want the Ulta mini brands advent calendar

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

@michcoll is Judy seeing this rn I bet Stevie’s lungs are in great shape

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

Saying “hey cutie” with a straight face to the elderly people in my building

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

I promise I don’t call people out for dirty hair!! Though maybe I should… excited for tonight!! DC who is coming?? https://t.co/kdMjiUUd2Y

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

literally so stressed prepping for @michcoll tonight I’m like fack I have to wash and blow dry my hair or Michelle is gonna be soooo pissed w me (has no idea who I am)

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

@michcoll I feel like this will make you laugh

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

gen z repackaged slut shaming as “dressing for the male gaze vs the female gaze”, kicked the anti aging fixation into overdrive, get googly eyed over trad content, then do a i’m stupid wittle girl i can’t read or work or watch long movies because im a dumb woman shtick

like bffr

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

The word chihuahua feels like 2008

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

I wouldn’t be alive today without Saltines

[Ben Crump Law, PLLC @BenCrumpLaw]

MEDIA ALERT: @AttorneyCrump, co-counsel Mark Krudys, and the family of Irvo Otieno will address the media at 6 p.m. ET, following the public release of video from Irvo’s death and in anticipation of the results of the case being presented to a grand jury.

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

@purplematsutake @ojerinis You need to start French braiding your hair in 2 tight braids daily, and research the oil they don’t like I think it’s tee tree that you can rub on your scalp

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

@sixpakabbs 🫂🫂🫂🫂 I love you my Abby wrapping you in the warmest longest virtual hug

[Sam @Sam_Cali_]

@yourmanne Please lie down I need you to last us until old age