sammy

I make videos and live in Southland she/her

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

https://t.co/Mjp62jphxv
hello

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

@afterpay_au hurry up and do speeding tickets ???

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

just kicked a ball back to some kids without embarrassing myself. everyone that saw started cheering and clapping. they're renaming this park in my honour. the mayor's coming down to give me the key to the city and yea he'll be wearing a sash

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

the feature I've been working on is online now!
https://t.co/lUm65CJY8O

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

@trishapaytas Ur podcast being up x

[trash jones @jzux]

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

[chris ☀️ @arcanegold]

we have GOT to figure out a way to fix that thing that happens when you are in a browser and looking at a website that wants to take you to its app, you already HAVE the app, but instead of taking you to the actual app it takes you to the app store. it’s 2023

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

In Sydney XD

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

Imagine someone asks how much your puppy was and you’re just like oh I’m paying him off at $41.67 a month

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

It's no coincidence that a puppy at the SPCA is $250 and a gem visa credit cards six month interest free minimum is $250

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Imagine tumbling off a cliff to your death and not taking that opportunity to do the wilhelm scream for the onlookers

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

@guywilliamsguy I see you have planned a Dunedin show, have you considered coming somewhere objectively better?
(im talking about Invercargill)
I've got a venue that'll pay well and also everyone will come because there's nothing to do here and also i personally want you to xo

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

thats a joke I am buying a camera but i wish i was buying a glassons dress

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

"you gotta spend money to make money" I say as I purchase the same Glassons dress in three different colours.

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

@bit_from_swixer LITERALLY DID THIS YESTERSAY

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

14* 🥰

[edgar allan h♡e @brinnie_bb]

Nice self-esteem issues. Did the boyfriend you had at 19 give them to you?

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

@sciencebrit Love the hat!

[edgar allan h♡e @brinnie_bb]

Nice self-esteem issues. Did the boyfriend you had at 19 give them to you?

[sammy @Sam_From_Swixer]

@depressedRTZfan Yeah don’t it’s like ash vegas to timaru but worse x100