Sam Gordon

~an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough~

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Your honor I was just being a silly little goose

[.. @idkjaybo]

would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was gone be like this

[senia che @drawntosenia]

No one:

People who own air fryers dying to tell you what they made:

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Coronavirus timeline

[Jamie Guirola @jamieguirolaJG]

EXCLUSIVE: “These officers are the elite of the elite”.
A look at @MiamiPD’s Bike Response Team- a specialized unit deployed to handle large crowds and protests. I’m LIVE at 6 on @nbc6

[Steven Gordon @StevenTGordon]

the bats were like ok that’s it

[PL @ThePricei5Right]

This is a pretty neat info graphic

[pinar @pienar]

this is just the guy who lives in and operates my brain

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

You guys, the otter is telling the human how to pet it and I am now deceased.

https://t.co/deaIoBbiFa

[Megan Anderson @Megan_Anderson9]

Seeing girls on #TheBachelor that are my age has me feeling like

[will defries @willdefries]

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list https://t.co/lgfwur6o40

[tmac. @macdaddytee]

IF I HAD WINGS, LIKE DIS DOVE
#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade

[matty @poastsbymatt]

my grown adult ass hearing about the reunion

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so i really think. we should all try again tomorrow