Sam Hamwich

MF sammich loving smack talker. Bring it.

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

@VitalVegas You know @pattishock is deceased and this is some wing nut that hacked into her account, yes?

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Hey fuckers. Forgot my password for the last year. I’m back. You’re welcome in advance. Who are we roasting?

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

@rft3 My squad is, like, totally spoiled. #BadHamJokes

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

And the cheap trophy for best hashtags for crappy awards goes to..... https://t.co/q5a0uCthG0

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

I'll be out back cleaning my sickle. Just had a tete a tete with Bob Barker
-TheGrim Reaper

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When Christmas is coming and you are still broke

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

@HamiltonMusical Stick with what you know. It's harassment to call out the VP like that. Show some respect. #SingYourSong #BoycottHamiton

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Your violent "protests" accomplish NOTHING. #Trump #Protest #Riot #election #imwithher #PresidentTrump

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

I've seen our First "Lady's" tits #ElectionNight #Murica #LadyLike #Fuct

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

🎶so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1776🎶
#ElectionNight #Prince

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Sammy up bitches! #NationalSandwichDay

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

I don't always watch sports, but when I do....WHAT THE FUCKINGFUCK #WorldSeries #FlyTheW

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

#WorldSeries

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10 more base hits please #WorldSeries

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Zero to Hero #WorldSeries

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

#WorldSeries Take one for the team - let it hit you! FFS

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Fucking Obama! #RuinsEverything #WorldSeries

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Should have sprung for that dome #Hindsight #StupidArchitect #WorldSeries

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

~record scratch~ We shall decide the winner with a slip & slide battle! #plottwist #WorldSeries

[Sam Hamwich @Sam_Hamwich]

Anyone else sick of these bullshit diets? Eat your lettuce & be sad. #diet #whole30 #fuckyou #vodka