Samy

Cross the river but don’t cross the silent one!

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

Gachagua final moments before the winds exposed his anus.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

DP Kindiki reporting to his office at 5 AM

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

Shida ya this age ni ati unaweza lala alafu ukatae kuamka. Limit the excitements.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nothing slaps harder than daytime naps after 40 years ,maaa lawd am getting excited just thinking of it am headed home for one.

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

@Lasterbosire @yubrinemoraa Usibebe hata tools ukikuja kunitibu ...nko nazo ..

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

@Lasterbosire @yubrinemoraa Apparently...huyo hana io dawa

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

Watu utumia "mteja" to describe a client uniudhi mimi..Mteja is so old fashion. Si useme hata customer kama hautaki kusema client.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Self awareness and situational awareness are two greatest traits a normal functioning human should have.

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

I haven't seen any Kenyan employer publicly credit their employees like this.
Perhaps the reason is that many workers are poorly compensated.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love the incredible people of SpaceX beyond words

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

In the fight against poor salary,The government should be the first employer to make sure casual workers esp youths are paid well. Even youths working on affordable housing projects (mjengo) shouldn't be earning the same KSh 1k per day often paid in the private sector. The government should set a higher standard by paying at least 2k per day and championing decent wages across all workplaces

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

Avoid buying Affordable Housing. One day, people will regret it. Look at what is happening in Greatwall Apartments,right now, there is no water.and some people are claiming the houses were built on industrial land. One day utaskia kuna court order requiring the buildings to be demolished,saa hiyo people have spent more than Ksh 4 Million to purchase a house unit.

The same thing will happen to Affordable Housing projects once Ruto is out of power.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

I honestly don’t think we’re ready for this Eastleigh conversation.

Few Observations,.

You buy something in the majority of those shops and they want cash. If you don’t have cash, they have their own MPesa agents they tell you to withdraw from. They then make a quick call to the agent to confirm the withdrawal before releasing your goods.

That way, they never have to explain their cash flow, but you may one day have to explain yours to the taxman.

We’re talking about a multi billion shilling industry with very little transparency, accountability or visibility into how money moves.

And as long as they remain the middlemen, pay zero tax, sell “counterfeit goods” the government is comfortable

But how dare you use the same business model, open your own wholesale operation and bring your own goods through the port?…..

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

You can easily get wiped out ukianza kuingialilia field watu wanatoa unga. CHESA TU...

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There was a time my neighbors wife went into the nduthi business, she bought 3 new ones and gave to 3 capable riders . On paper she was supposed to get 500 shillings everyday from each of them . A church going born again Christian came to me cursing and using such profanity I couldn't believe it . " Chairman hizi ni umbwa taka taka " she said . She lost 150k in 5 months .

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

@amthetherapy @ant1_bruno3 😂😂

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

Sometimes I report to job . I open my laptop ,open system and excel and stare at it the whole day.

[Mwalimu Josh @JoshOO1J]

This term, I'm experiencing a lot of burnout. Do you guys have those seasons that you just don't want to work, but you must show up because you're needed? Hii term naenda kazi juu nafaa kwenda. I'm not planning to be employed at 40. I plan to employ people so I can work whenever I want.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Once you get a Burundian or Rwandan barber, there's no going back.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

What we call 'good luck' is almost always just someone else’s generosity, trust, or insight. You don't need a miracle to change your life; you just need to be in the room when the right bridge is built.

[Samy @Sam_HereNow]

My grogon mekanis will find a way around that.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Did you know that Mercedes have produced a car that is impossible to open the bonnet. The only way to open it is to take it to a Mercedes dealership where they have the software to open the bonnet. BMW have made special bolts that can only be opened by BMW .
Someone told me that one day life will be all about subscription.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Did you know that Mercedes have produced a car that is impossible to open the bonnet. The only way to open it is to take it to a Mercedes dealership where they have the software to open the bonnet. BMW have made special bolts that can only be opened by BMW .
Someone told me that one day life will be all about subscription.