oldmanbacala

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[oldmanbacala @Sam_Jeanm]

Not this year GO BIRDS 🦅

[oldmanbacala @Sam_Jeanm]

"Fuck you and I'll see you next season!" -Me to the Eagles #GoBirds

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Shannon: “whats low fat here?”
Waitress: “the summer salad.”
Shannon: “can I have a cheeseburger, medium well.”

[oldmanbacala @Sam_Jeanm]

@SopranosWorld @therealcruisec1

[oldmanbacala @Sam_Jeanm]

@Dustin_Cone Beta blockers don't remove emotion.

[oldmanbacala @Sam_Jeanm]

@thirdking0208 The ghetto the ghetto the ghetoooo

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[Kayla @luv2read13]

calorie tracking going well btw

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

I pray every single night for this to happen to me. It’s hard seeing someone live your dream.

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Andy Cohen will pay for his crimes for deciding to film another season of PHONY over RHOM …

[oldmanbacala @Sam_Jeanm]

Need a tshirt right away

[Ren @Rhorennn_]

Ayyy por favor monkey *Marysol voice*

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Googling "how to do taxes" on April 15th

[Raksha @caraksha103]

| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag

[bella @earlygirl__]

texts to husband

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

She spilled. #RHONY

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

I said, “I’m just a girl” to an Italian man and he looked at me like I was crazy and said, “you’re a powerful woman” and now I’ll never use that phrase again

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

Casting director at ABC who insisted Taylor Frankie Paul be the bachelorette

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

yes i can ?

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Bro you’ve GOT to come out on St Patrick’s day!! The most annoying bar in the neighborhood has their whole parking lot fenced off so you can stand on asphalt while you drink green bud light and eat boiled cabbage in the sun!!

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

"You were born in the late 1900s? So you were around when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth?"

Yes I was…