Samantha Parks

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@josephineeemh Literally tho 😩

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@KaylaAshland Praying for you guys! I’d die

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

It’s honestly impossible for me to open a bottle of wine and not drink it all plus another bottle 😂

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

#chodysabitch

[kaylee @kgmaddox]

TJ Maxx is just my kinda place... need some workout clothes? TJ Maxx. Need a candle? TJ Maxx. Need a cutting board? TJ Maxx. Bored with nothing to do? Just go to TJ Maxx.

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@josephineeemh I know 😂 I say I won’t get drunk then I end up drunk weird how that happens

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

I’ve never read something that describes me so perfectly until I saw this 😂

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

I always get emotional at the end of reel steal when max is watching his dad shadow box 😭💕

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@Maddy_Fatty Dexter is really good if you like criminal shows!

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

I honestly don’t know how harlee puts up with me I was laughing while eating Cajun peanuts and tried to swallow one and it ended up going up my nose instead then I started laughing even harder 😂🤦‍♀️

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@aowennss It’s mostly a liquid diet 😂

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

Meal of champions 👏

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@HayleyTruel Same, it’s super healthy 😂

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

If you’re wondering what I’ll be doing on Thursday I’ll be on my couch with 2 bottles of wine watching the season premier of grey’s and crying at some point during the show 😂

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

*gets wine drunk and cries at the end of Forrest Gump* how’s your Thursday going?!

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

I love cookout but the one by my house is disappointing as hell. #dobetter

[Samantha Parks @Sam_Joyner]

@micahward2 So does ultra 🤷‍♀️

[kels @kdaawwwgg]

when alcohol starts to taste like water… well… good luck Charlie