Sam Lane

personally victimized by Regina George

[Lil Cozy @cozy_boiz]

i keep that salsa valentina on me at all times so don’t try me 😤

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@6ill9uinn @DanaBeers_ @Jared_Carrabis

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@DanaBeers_ @Jared_Carrabis

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

Buckets

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@LightsCameraPod “This plan’s been fucked since jump street”

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@longhorns4L Looked it up. It’s actually mesothelioma

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

I literally cannot stop listening to Taking Back Sunday. Becoming a problem. Is there a clinical term for this?

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@StevieDeech Somebody doesn’t know what a 9 iron looks like 🥱

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

Bounced it off the water tower

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

Apparently you can post porn on Twitter

[The Masters @TheMasters]

It's good to be back in April. Welcome to Monday at #themasters

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@cozy_boiz 🔥🔥

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

The season of back sweat is upon us. Stay safe out there everyone. Avoid the light greys

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

Imagine how easy it would be to use a fake ID with face masks. Back in my day we had to earn it

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

My mom waking me up for church

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED BITCH GO

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

Tony Romo really was a trash QB. Never liked him

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

I have a coworker who always comes in ~20 min late and he frequently greets me with: "man, you look tired". Yeah dude, being on time will do that to you

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

@Whataburger Get it together and drop the chophouse cheddar burger

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

My Face ID doesn’t recognize me when I’m hungover. Me either bro

[Sam Lane @Sam_Lane012]

Stimmy just hit, bout to quit my job