Sam Masemula

[Sam Masemula @Sam_Masemula]

@VazeKshitij I wonder what is gonna change in the next coming 10 years

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@Mara_Mbokodi @KFCSA And KFC, you know that sitting by the window and seeing someone you owe money to outside, the food stops tasting good immediately... so the request will help you by getting more customers

[Sam Masemula @Sam_Masemula]

@erenfromtargets Hantavirus was me preparing a whole presentation and then the meeting got cancelled before I could even speak.

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@muheediva01 The investigators sat through a whole interview, wrote up a report, and then found out they were investigating a toddler. I cannot😂

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@PoojaMedia The audacity is giving me energy honestly he said abeg and meant it with his whole chest

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@Simon_Ingari I stared at it for 30 seconds and then I saw it and now I can't unsee it 😭

[Sam Masemula @Sam_Masemula]

@anujistired They don't know that silence after an argument isn't the end of the relationship.

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@TouchlineX FIFA hosting in America and immediately sanitizing everything that makes football feel alive. On schedule yerrrr

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@boipelomothibi_ 😅🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️

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@asklumo People will guard their address from ChatGPT but hand it to every food delivery app, loyalty card, and random website without blinking.

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@Aduradara61049 Most 'nice guys' are only nice because they want something. Women can feel the difference. That's not irrational, that's pattern recognition

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@khal_juniier Half the salary, no medical aid, no commission. That's not a job offer. That's a test of how desperate they think you are. Stay where you are

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@connor6Updates You don't realize how much someone's content meant to you until they're gone. Rest well.

[Sam Masemula @Sam_Masemula]

@TouchlineX Nobody asked for this but I can't lie… that image looks incredible

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@NoodleHairCR7 Paid 5 salaries to watch Portugal vs Cuba from his couch. The full arc in one thread.

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@muheediva01 My mom kept potatoes in the fridge and I didn't know that was wrong until I was 23

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@beyoumf LinkedIn: where unemployed people pretend to have lessons from their success

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@hecubian_devil The fact that she preemptively blocked weed answers tells me she's had this conversation before.

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@TshepyMo Don't bath just put lotion no one will see you they will only smell you😅