Sam McMillian

She/her. BME grad from UMN. Quality Engineer. Baker. Nap-Taker.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

danced on aubrey’s grave in some old navy flares

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

THE #PACKERS ARE IN THE POSTSEASON! 😤

#GoPackGo

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry in advance for every work & life thing I’m behind on this week, it’s just that none of it matters at all and I’m losing my fucking mind

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@MrSpaceHeater Photography is my passion now 📸😆 so much fun was had!!

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@czlivingston @MMMletsgo Same question here! 🙋‍♀️ #2023MMM

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

The Axe stays home.

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@s_weezay 👀👀😘

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@MrSpaceHeater She’s gorgeous, the dress is gorgeous, everything is gorgeous and I can’t wait for June!!! 🎉

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@s_weezay @Kia @Kia this is ridiculous!!

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

Someone just used my amazon account to buy the new Dune movie and I’m not even that upset, just more baffled as to why that was the hackers first choice 🤔

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@s_weezay

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

“they/them pronouns are confusing” what the fuck are health care insurance deductibles and premiums

[niti @NITIN1E]

jennifer lopez in me in
her fifties my twenties

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[Sam McMillian @Sam_McMillian]

@MrSpaceHeater I BELIEVE IN YOU

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t wait for my new year’s kiss ❤️ hope it’s a dementor