Sam Mechling

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@SouthSideKyle @chicagobars Home Tavern at Racine and Lincoln is easily the most profoundly strange bars I’ve ever visited. The only rules I’ve observed are: “Don’t talk over the movie playing on cable, don’t pet the dog, and ignore the elderly man scowling from the Lay-Z-Boy. Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@guybranum @kristincliff @JeppsonsMalort We'll send you a bottle, but getting it to Cali in the next 24 is pretty much an impossible dream.

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@guybranum @kristincliff @JeppsonsMalort Where you living at?

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

This year, get the Malört-lover in your life the gift that says, "You'll do." 20% today only! Buy at: https://t.co/GjSFqb2Wul

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

When you have an unquenchable thirst for freedom. #HappyBirthdayUSA

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

We warned him, but Elmo just insisted on taking a shot of Malört. Let's just say, it did not go well. #GetWellSoon https://t.co/s867WtZ2yn

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

Sorry, heroin makes me fart. #baddoctorin5words @midnight

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

It's true, you know. https://t.co/GXmuEPyq5x

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

All Malört gear is 20%off today people! We've even got a few of the new hoodies in stock! https://t.co/hFgF6pxwEl

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@CJEngvall Hey Carl. Got the holiday going on at the moment. I'll try to catch up after the weekend.

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

Christmas list. Line 1: https://t.co/o7DKKsKYBn

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

Snatch up a "Chicago-Style" hoodie soon. Cuz' when these babies are gone, they're gone. http://t.co/1QIdjsCeqV

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

This Summer is over when we SAY it's over.

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@Ringbrothers Check out this awesome '67 Volvo Amazon. BMW 4.0L V8 w/ GTR drivetrain. You guys have GOTTA do a Volvo. http://t.co/gP2ZpiHNMl

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@NicoleArbour Your comedy is about as funny as feeling a child's death-throes as it dies in your arms. You, ma'am are a bullshit hack human

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@CFLCruises Here's a nice photo I snapped on a tour yesterday afternoon. Such a fantastic tour. #cruisechicago

[Sei Jin 🎷 @noweakhugs]

Christmas in July at Crown Liquors https://t.co/HZLClZGcPX with @JeppsonsMalort

[Sam Mechling @Sam_Mechling]

@TMZ More like $60k and they're making as many as people want. Do some research, clowns.