Void Tweeter

I tweet into the void.

[Void Tweeter @Sam_Not_Wise]

Is now the right time to start planting weird sh*t in the ground for the next civilization's archeologists to find?

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Everyone move to the extinct mammal site

F*ck Elon
F*ck Trump
F*ck all of the fascist oligarchs and their sycophants

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Imagine spending thousands of dollars on flights, hotels, and tickets to go to a sl*ve built #WorldCup and they ban beer 2 days before it starts 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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I honestly believe the only way to burn 44 billion dollars faster would be with gasoline.

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Elon commissioned so many bullshit puff pieces praising himself that he started believing all of them.

He could have gone down, falsely, believed as one of the "geniuses" of this era and now he'll go down as the greatest example of how billionaires aren't smarter than average

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@BenjaminCrew1 And it is SO applicable!

https://t.co/tKrpxAlKrF

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Elon thought he could control the animal

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@TonyDungy Rob Chudzinski coached one season, went 4-12 neglecting his family, and has never head coached at any level before or after.

He has been out of the NFL since 2017.

Maybe not the best example...

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@kenklippenstein When you think you can control chaos https://t.co/wQidKiWTL8

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Elon thought he could control the animal

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Who knew that the systematic collapse of a social media platform would be so much damn fun? Thanks Elon! 44 Billion well spent!

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@JoshuaPHilll As the lawsuits start rolling in
https://t.co/cyuYifWqQX

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Elon thought he could control the animal

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@litcapital As the lawsuits start rolling in

https://t.co/cyuYifEPZp

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Elon thought he could control the animal

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Elon thought he could control the animal

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When your running back goes off on Thursday night and you have him sitting on the bench #fantasyfootball

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.@PlayHearthstone So, this Evil Twin/Khad cheese... when?

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@epicdndmemes This is level 19 or 20... probably not

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I hope Trump runs as an independent in 2024 and nominates his own candidates, their color should be yellow, but Trump will want it to be grander so it will be gold and 538 will predict from the Russian bot polls a golden wave, but a wave is over played so they will mix it up

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Pathetic to get all the money in the world and then want more

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@rodger Glad I took Jonathan Taylor first overall

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My guy got on here and said we need balance between Democracy and Fascism.

He has the money to build a real life Rivendell and he spends it on buying a platform to tweet campaign ads to try to save money.

Absolute money corrupts absolutely.

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I will say this for Elon Musk, everyone making fun of him has made my Twitter experience MUCH better.

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Dammit getting a checkmark to spoof the CEO of Twitter is really tempting