Sam O'Nella

Hey, it's that stick figure from YouTube. no the other one.

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Citizens of the United Kingdom: A Still Lost edition of your very own is arriving September 29th. (Links in video description)

https://t.co/5nlmLKe6FF

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Last chance to grab a spot on my book tour before I shut up about it! First event's Monday, see below for details:

https://t.co/6x6r62YB6I

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new vido

https://t.co/F1S6OfeBGW

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Briefly logging back on to this site to say that the unthinkable has come to pass. It has happened. I have been made into a tarantula. Words cannot express my gratitude. Roberto J. León, this is an incredible honor, and one I will cherish until my death.

https://t.co/yYPc5zvbJM

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Discovered if you say "pussy" really fast after someone sneezes, they'll still say thanks. Doesn't work twice though

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@Italian347 this one's a beard-stroker for sure, will consider

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fun fact: the uvula is actually the nose of the Palate People that live inside of us

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new video

https://t.co/KLQjGxHsX7

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getting a poop transplant with a cow so I can digest cellulose. lock up your lawns

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new one soon

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Judd Apatow's name sounds like a frat made up by someone who doesn't know greek letters

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questions to ask when it snows:
Do it melt
Do it grip the street

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Guess how I parsed this the first time

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Got a new monitor recently and I can now see the giant white patches that have apparently been on this thing for 6 years. unreal

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Farmers market black friday was lit. 144 eggs 8 dollars. I trampled them all. The devil shivers before the man with yellow footprints

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he was a psychiatrist

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told the doctor "I got a problem with my flopper"

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molecular biologist needed:

If I ate only jello would my poop bounce

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@Diogenestopd

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"The atmosphere sucked but the food was great" 👎

"Hate the din, love the dinner" 🔥