Sam Prest

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[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

Must've apologized to the almighty overlord and chief grand master and Kaiser Der Kriket Rob Key for saying that the Hundred was a bit silly or something.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

It's been nearly 28 months since Ollie Robinson played Test cricket for England.

Today, he took three wickets in his first over back. There are comebacks; then there's that.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@englandcricket How is this any good for English cricket at any level?

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@TheGarforthTown @nialltilsley96 Like fine wines 🍷🍷🍷

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@seeyouinpub Oh it's a great place, and to be fair that is hilarious. Had to dip into the Marbella mind vault 😂.
Hope you're having a good one, I'm not jealous one bit 👀👀😂

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@seeyouinpub Oh dear 😬. Only ever had breakfast there to be honest. Do recommend Basilio Beach underneath banana though. Unreal sardines.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

Sol Brynn 🤝 tits on a fish

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

Southampton walking out in the second half to Mumford and sons.

Get. Them. To. Fuck.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@JamesBennettUK @YorkCityFC You really are a clueless fucking dope aren't you?
If X was around on 25th January 1995 you'd have been completely silent....

We know why you tweeted.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

Right then, let's ban footballers from having more than a grade 4 all over if that's a red. Absolute bollocks.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

What the fuck even is Ugarte? Absolute dog shite.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@stanleymwc @fesshole They're not normal functions. It's not my fault you need a button to replace your brain is it?

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@stanleymwc @fesshole No wonder it's on sale. Like I said, nobody in a functional society needs to ever make a drink in a microwave.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@stanleymwc @fesshole Nobody in a functional society has a fucking 'beverage' button on a microwave. Absolute nonsense.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

@EthanKachosa Get me on that first class 🚂. Smash it my bro. Always 💙

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

That "United" fan on sky sports earlier arguing Alisson is the second best premier league goalkeeper ever will live with me for years.
Absolute Muppet.

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

WHAT A KNIGHT ⚔️⚔️⚔️

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

How's this even news? I remember launching a ball that came into the crowd halfway to the Etihad when Pikes were winning.
The gang of Bertie dings didn't appreciate it....

Good times.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨🇵🇹 Meanwhile in Portugal...

FC Porto’s ball boys hid the balls late on during their match against Sporting. 🤯

They also took the Sporting goalkeeper’s towel so he couldn’t dry his gloves. 😳🤣

Portuguese football taking a leaf out of Morocco's book. These two countries are hosting the 2030 World Cup with Spain. 😭

[Sam Prest @Sam_Prest]

Comments off again.. Wonder why...

[Pickering Town FC @PickeringTownFC]

SATURDAY | ⚽️
@frickleyafc

The Pikes are back in action this weekend on home turf.

Please come and support the lads!

#UpThePikes 🐟 #MakeSomeNoise