Sam Barnett

muff diver by day, poon slayer by night.

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

I got referred to as the “great value brand @ChrisStapleton” at a show last week, and I honestly couldn’t be more proud 😂

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

Went to the doc last week for the first time in a while.. overheard the nurse/doc convo before he came in. Got highlights such as “unexpectedly anxious” & “hard to read” seems my work here is done 😂👍🏻

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

@TA_Mouse Had about 6 last night, would drink that many again 👌🏻

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

What if Robin Williams didn’t actually die and he’s just back in the jumanji game

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

I just wanna love where it never rains and I live wild and free on my motorcycle every day. Stopping only to fish or play my music. That’s my dream.

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

Out here wigglin’ the worm

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

Lord i see what you’ve done for Turnpike….can i ask one more favor?

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

As a musician nothing is more irritating than being handed a guitar and asked to play then heckled and talked over while trying to play a tune

[𝘊𝘭𝘦𝘮❤️‍🔥 @aut_clem]

Is everyone stressed tf out rn or is it just me?

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

Less is more when you’re good 😜

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

Never thought I was a good looking guy until I went to Germany and every girl said I was a nine 😎😂

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

The more people I meet the more I realize I’m the last of a dying breed

[liv holroyd @liv_hx]

the day I get my own house will be the best day of my life

[jnn @jenngaly]

dating me is fun u get a comedian and pornstar in one

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

The only one enjoying me being quarantined is Sportsman’s guide cuz my cart is poppin 😅

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

I like many things about fall but my favorite.. the comfort of long Johns under my jeans 😌

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

It’s only been a week and a half but I’ll be so happy when I get to see my friends again 😅

[Sam Barnett @Sam_Samsquatch]

Wonder if my motorcycle is thinking about me too