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1000 years from now their will be no guys and no girls just wankers - Mark Renton

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At what age do you stop being physically and emotionally exhausted? Asking for a friend

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MY BABY IS 6 MONTHS TOMORROW - I'm doing it!!

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GOT MCR TICKETS WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

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@Himeros000 Adulting at it's best

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2 years ago today I was picking my wedding dress, 1 year ago today I found out I was pregnant and today I've dropped sushi on the babe's head.

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Babies with dummies are simply cuter

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Birthing a giant baby potentially in 7 days wo0ow

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Crying over flat pack can't be a good use of my day off

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@vvampkin Government is a loose term I think you'll be fine little egg 😏✨😂

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I miss laughing at work

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Everyday I have to resist waking George up - he thinks I do every day anyway
I do normally wait 3 hours

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you are the light, keep shining

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I would love to make it through the day without throwing up really

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I do not deserve this backache

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Lost my duolingo streak big wah

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@serena42326396 Have they been approved??

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Someone else now playing Whitney Houston WHY

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Listening to tik tok at full volume on the bus is wild behaviour

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Stunning ✨

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Did you even go through duty free if you don't leave wearing £100+ perfume youre never going to buy

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Also for George for not making me go back to the boat when i was scared