Sam🌻

[Shreyans Jain @shreyansj]

at what point are you not a startup anymore

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

this woman has hitchhiked across multiple countries, been in places where nobody spoke english and communicated through sign language, navigated foreign countries using local guidance instead of her phone and the question you ask her is which african men are better in bed? 💀

[Lerato @leratohd]

Oh yes, because Xola from Khayelitsha must drop everything, leave his bucket collecting water from the communal tap and march for the property prices in Sea Point and Constantia so that the Range Rover brigade can buy their third holiday home cheaper.

[manando. ❤️ @thandomngunii_]

no one:
Naked insurance ads:

[Bassie 𐚁 @BassieLastrassi]

They’d have 3 jobs ko gae.

[Asisipho Burwana @Shoun_B]

I have some really sad news for you

[NomaL @lungeIo]

balwin properties

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

You don't get to boycott something you also participate in.

[Brett Herron 🇿🇦🍉 @brettherron]

People in Cape Town, especially those in need of the City’s support, are battling a devastating storm.
JP Smith, who is responsible for Disaster Relief, is out of the City, out of the Province, protesting “race quotas”.
Apparently much more important to show alignment with anti-transformation forces than to show support and solidarity to those suffering under water.

[Snorah @sinodlodlo_]

Ningabantu that don’t want to be texted solely for the purpose of being missed.
Anifuni ufounelwa just ubuzwa impilo.
Anifuni mntu ugqitha kuni azonibona.
Anifuni uhambela abantu.
Anifuni ubulisa abantu that live around you.

Niphila very interesting lives.

[Nelson Mandela of the Pulpit @NtombelaSm]

I understand that you may not want me at your house the 1st day of bereavement, but for you to think I am there for the scones is diabolical!

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

Amazing
Now, do the Cape nomads misusing and abusing the visitor visa
Let’s do THAT

[Dimakatso Ramayan. @Milla__K]

What do you mean you crashed out because people came to help you with funeral preparations? Worse ke family 😭

[Axolile Notywala @AxolileNotywala]

Remember Cape Town that there could have been funds to respond better to disaster relief & disaster preparedness. But the DA hates the poor so much they voted against this because I foregrounded informal settlements as usually severely affected. These funds would help right now.

[Genma Shiranui 🇵🇸🀄️🇨🇩 @Bis_Kuits]

Shisha lounge at the Airport?!?!

[Dimakatso Ramayan. @Milla__K]

Nah okes what do you guys actually want?

[Parcival Vandenhoeke @parci36]

Anybody ordering Checkers Sixty60 in this Cape Town weather should have their app auto-deleted and replaced with Woolies Dash as punishment...

[griselda blanco @anentiresnack]

i wonder nicinga ningobani

[Rebrand 💜 THEM! @DrRebrand]

I think people need to come out of the Bonang style of presenting.