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he/whatever, queer, jewish, autistic, nerdfighter, swiftie. just a fish who tweets too much, don’t worry about it

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@lee_html lee what are… add health waves

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@coastaldefeat …why does your plane have a soundtrack

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@lee_html i won’t be mad at you for making it i’ll be mad at you for being wrong

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back in an era of my life where i doom spiral instead of sleep and have decided the correct coping mechanism is twitter. there is no scientific evidence for this claim. i am 100% confident nothing can go wrong.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

god calls me to love my enemies god calls me to love my enemies god calls me to love my enemies god calls me to love my enemies god calls me to love my enemies god calls me to love

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Happy esther day. i love you so much

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all of my freinds have healthy sleep schedules and it’s breaking me. where are my goblins of the night. my witching hour besties. my darkness hooligans. what daytime loving beast has befallen those i once called my own.

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@carebearritual so i did this how did i do

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help i need a gay bitch who understands how to say “want to go back to my place and make out on the floor. but not in a creepy way i just think your cute it’s not that serious unless you want it to be serious in wich case it could be” in flower language that wld be a help

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end result:

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help i need a gay bitch who understands how to say “want to go back to my place and make out on the floor. but not in a creepy way i just think your cute it’s not that serious unless you want it to be serious in wich case it could be” in flower language that wld be a help

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i have an absolutely god like ability to be experiencing a mental health crisis and be suprised when i’m sad. like yes sir that’s the entire point

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@carebearritual every movie is the best movie of the year why would they even bother making one if it wasn’t the best

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the worst thing about me is i walked out of barbie going “this is the best movie ive seen this year” and i walked out of oppenheimer going “this is better than barbie by a factor of 10”

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and now i sit and wait for nate to find this tweet

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my evidence for this is that i spent an entire day in ny zoning out and then zoning back into my surroundings and assuming i was on market street

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i’m 100% sure that there are no recognizable differences between downtown manhattan and center city philladelphia unless you’re cramming your neck an absolutely ungodly amount

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Notes So That Nate Does Not Kill Me:

1. as soon as we left deeply touristy center manhattan ny did not feel like philly, loved the vibes, your city is great and unique, i am obssessed❤️

2. i was there with a freind for one (1) day and could not come say hi and i’m deeply sorry

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please don’t kill me your museums are great and your city is great i don’t want to provoke wrath (also the freind i was w took us to the museum of reclaimed urban spaces and if you haven’t been there you shld go immediately bc it was the coolest thing i’ve ever done)

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i’m 100% sure that there are no recognizable differences between downtown manhattan and center city philladelphia unless you’re cramming your neck an absolutely ungodly amount

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Why did the the seaghle live by the sea? Because if he lived by the bei he’d be a

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it’s SO important to me that i am president barbie and writer barbie i belive this so strongly about myself

[Hagai @1Man0Name]

Without spoilers, who's midge??