sam warshofsky

MIA//TPA

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@KeyboardMonkey3 @Evan_ss6 Sent you a dm

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@SizeChad It’s actually great arbitrage— black market food stamps are 50c on the dollar and now they will buy their debt from Klarna for 10c

I hope Klarna will accept the food stamps as payment for the paper

🧵 on how my fund is buying Wingstop subprimes with black market food stamps

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@shidguardian Have a taste

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@gainzy222 100+ year old laffa shop somewhere in Tazfat. I go an gorge myself every time I’m there. Don’t know the name. You have to find it and give a review. Tomato’s cheese spices get the works

[Jason Delgado @JasonDelgadoX]

A popular area on FSU campus, all that’s left on Landis Green are personal belongings - shoes, laptops, half finished meals.

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@icebagz_ Will be there, UFC 277 reunion 🤝

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@SizeChad Please bro don’t do this. Please wait until after stone crab season. I have to have the side of fried chicken at Joes.

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@SizeChad I’m flying back to Miami from nyc rn because I forgot that I parked my car on the street and I have to go save it from flooding

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@shidguardian Death penalty

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@SizeChad @gainzy222 Yeah but gainzy lived in Miami for 2 years and I bet he never had Cuban Pizza

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@SizeChad Imagine the smell

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@gainzy222 Are you talking about West Miami?

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

rip you swagged out math God

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@gainzy222 @blknoiz06 This is just Miami on a normal day

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@shidguardian

[sam warshofsky @Sam_Warshofsky]

@shidguardian @k_e_l_s_a This is misogynistic. Reported

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Americans spent over $113 billion on lottery tickets last year, more than they spent on movies, books, concerts and sports tickets, combined, per NerdWallet.

[miresh @mireshpatel]

at a bar and this fucking guy won’t stop asking me to convert to judaism