Samantha

she/her Tax Attorney

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Now selling 1 brother. Will take all offers. Just get him away from me.

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@VisBitchy I’ve got you

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@clarkvs_maximvs The trophies for the US GP! (Gotta read the captions) Hope this helps!☺️

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@VisBitchy Ok but this is so my mom. I fell down an escalator and had to get X-rays on my knee and my mom laughed at me forever

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@badluckbarron Should have forced Kyra and her fear of heights to do it

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@badluckbarron Very on brand for Philly

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@clarkvs_maximvs I think elimination style would be funnier for me

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Manifesting a tan in the 10 minutes I’m outside to go get lunch because the uv index is 10

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This whole Messi in Miami thing is giving me major Zava at Richmond vibes

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A statement from Patrice Bergeron.

📰: https://t.co/UWDGPWtDX9

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I will continue to complain about being cold as I drink my iced coffee

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Every so often it really hits me that I’m going to Australia in a few weeks and I truly can’t believe how lucky I am to be able to take this trip🙏🏻

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@_Brian_Porter_ Sounds like you should ✨shut up✨

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I’ve been with my firm for a little under two months now and I’m already know as the Dunkin obsessed employee. My coworker literally is always so shocked when I show up with a coffee I made at home and not a Dunkin coffee

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@PeterRauch42 Personally, I like that whoever released this couldn’t even pretend to hide the “strictly confidential” stamp

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Can’t wait to do a full workout class on my flight to Australia!

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@shanaherron15 I offer the complete opposite contamination ocd take: thinking the hand soap being on your toothbrush will poison you because it’s hand soap and not made to clean a toothbrush

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Big Ted Lasso fan