Sam Baker

Say hi to your dog for me

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

💜💛

[Kevin Boilard @KevinBoilard]

Kobe Bryant, 2008: "Have a good time. Life is too short to get bogged down and be discouraged.

"You have to keep moving. You have to keep going. Put one foot in front of the other, smile and just keep on rolling.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@ceraliza Gotta save your good advice for your friends that actually listen. From now on just give her a “damn that’s crazy” and move on

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@B1TuckerCarlson I once rode in an uber with a drunk girl I’d just met, all the way back to her house to make sure she was safe because her “friends” ditched her at the bar. I’m sure as shit not leaving the island until my friend is found. Everything about this situation is wrong.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@TifahCrump777 I once rode in an uber with a drunk girl I’d just met, all the way back to her house to make sure she was safe because her “friends” ditched her at the bar. I’m sure as shit not leaving the island until my friend is found.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@arson001 @desi0re @poopdickwiener This comment was not appreciated enough

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@LASHYBILLS My best friend is recovering from hip surgery. If someone put their hands on her like this, you would have to pry me off of him. He needs new friends.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@octopuslow6 You don’t even have to hurt her to make her stop, why didn’t they just tickle her. They allowed this to go on for way too long.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

This is not toned, this is emaciated, I fear.

[New York Post @nypost]

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet https://t.co/a95B7Zb0J9

[Flowers @Theelovero]

3 years ago, My brother had beat up his girlfriend in the living room of my moms house. She went to the police, there was a camera and she asked my mom for the footage and my mom told her the camera was off.

I had access and sent her the full footage.

I can’t not relate.

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

Somebody’s watching me; it’s @PennBadgley!

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

That last line goes so hard

[trudy knight 🇬🇭 @kimkimdaya]

the judge ate that

[The Duck @TheOregonDuck]

i’m chillin

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ref made it seem like he was cleaning a wet spot so this Liberty player could play in the tourney

Massive W

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

I’m absolutely letting the quokkas in.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

@PaytonMFRitter

[JessicaUSAF @JessicaUSAF]

Just one example…

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

My cat would amputate my entire hand for a single piece of freeze dried chicken if given the chance

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bro the bear ate the snack more gently than my own dog 😭

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

It has been the worst day & this was the icing on the cake. RIP

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

michelle trachtenberg has sadly passed away at the age of 39. rest in peace.

[Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12]

The fact that he didn’t realize it was on fire to begin with, he just thought they were hyping him up 😂

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

*casually puts out fire. Continues to boogie.* 🤣😭

[abdominal breathing @m0mimpregnant]

pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are