Sam_final_v3

You can call me daddy but my friends call me sis

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Who wanna cuddle?

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Depressing that I saw this and thought it would be an improvement over the current state of it.

[RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint]

When I'm president, the oval office will reflect my constituency. A millennial gray color scheme. LVP flooring. Minimalistic art. I am a man of the people.

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Oomfies at Margaritaville without me, feeling so betrayed.

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

In devil wears Prada 3 Miranda has to do a podcast

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

I kinda feel like I’m driving this car everyday

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The lowest car in Taiwan, known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

@PoSeiDoNmsc 🔥🔥🔥

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

❄️❄️❄️⛷️⛷️

[Grampi @reaccionapr]

Head on a swivel, scanning for threats.

@SecWar

You can tell he’s furious.

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

The pope:

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Pope Leo XIV said he had “no fear of the Trump administration” after President Trump lashed out at him on social media. https://t.co/kMG1tDPHND

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Excited to see all the boners captioned “he has risen”

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Fries served in a mini fryer basket and a burger with a steak knife in it would go hard here

[Mr. P. Explores @ExploresMr]

An abandoned Catholic church in Buffalo, New York, built in Italian Romanesque Revival style. To see such a masterpiece in this condition does break the heart.

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Locking in and scrubbing the kitchen 🧼🪣

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Nothing sadder than watching a cumdump’s slow decent into madness

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Mamdani is an example for leftists of what you can achieve by being likable and not being cynical and unpleasant to be around.

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Sidetrack doing the lords work by putting shaft back on gay bar tvs

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

It’s giving

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Do you see my vision

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

"AOC has changed"

AOC before she got to Congress:

"there are a lot of folks that I think sometimes want to brand me as a flame thrower. Really the truth, I think the truth of what I am is a consensus builder.

I like to think that I am persuasive, and so I think a lot of that work is gonna be on building relationships and trying to persuade and talk to my colleagues on building a progressive agenda for the Party."

Sounds like the same 2026 AOC to me!

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Likely thing for Peter Thiels sugar baby to say

[yeet @Awk20000]

Clavicular comes out in support of the LGBTQ community

“Idgaf about any of the political sh*t..if someone’s chill idgaf..Mitchell’s the man..who cares if he’s g*y..it’s just dumb..I used to be like F these ppl..but I really just couldn’t gaf

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

Me when an

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

I encouraged the boys to walk to the bar that was 0.5 miles away. Everybody is mad at me now. This incline is insane.

[Sam_final_v3 @Sam_final_v3]

I can’t believe that Elon has put fucking ~italics~ behind the paywall. truly a heinous crime against comedic emphasis.