Sam Schaefer

[Sam Schaefer @Sam_schaefer42]

Growing up in the country is your dad telling you “watch for deer” instead of “drive safe”

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[relatable @byreIatable]

30, flirty, and thriving? More like 22, feeling blue, and surviving

[Sam Schaefer @Sam_schaefer42]

@Sam-Schaefer-13

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[ً @artfuIchaos]

I'm that person who sticks around longer than I should. But once I'm gone, I'm gone.

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

if you a student, open this

[m o @Mo_Elizabethhh]

You have to let go of people who aren’t afraid to lose you.

[Dree @Curly_Dree]

Hardest pill I swallowed was realizing I ain’t mean nothing to ppl that meant a lot to me

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity

[Chau Chau🩵 @chau_dre]

College students at this point... as long as we don’t have to retake the course. It is what it is 😭

[goddesz 🦋 @deszj]

my dream job is no job.. let’s be clear

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Jake Tapper just went Billy Madison moderator on us. “That was a hot mess, inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck.”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Did Donald Trump just say no one will show up to a Biden rally when he got punk’d by zoomers on Tik Tok selling out his Tulsa rally and not showing up LOL

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.

[anthony christian ocampo 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @anthonyocampo]

Last week, i had my students respond anonymously to the prompt "Things You Wish Your Professors Knew."

With their permission, paraphrasing the responses:

[pappypreston @pappypreston]

If I say “love you bye” before I hang up the phone, just know you mean something to me

[чай @fatpussyhex]

imagine turning 21 this year i’d be mad asf

[katbcd @katbcd]

If 2020 was a couple