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I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.

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All the hot ones are dumb, which is fine because if I wanted to have sex with a smart person, I'd masturbate.

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@MrRacecarBed @PlagueOfJustice

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@PlagueOfJustice @MrRacecarBed

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This tweet aged better than she did.

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@YuriSulyma remember that time we got too heated about boomers being boomers at a casual family lunch?

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We really need to stop telling Florida about elections.

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@Sask_NDP @CarlaBeckSK @AleanaYoung @JBowes_SKNDP @mearaconwayMLA Am I allowed to suggest that they be manditory? At least for some folks?

You know who you are.

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@SkipTheDishes can we talk about false/misleading advertising laws in Canada for a minute? Sending emails about discounts/credits and then not honouring them is pretty weak.

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The next federal election ballot cards should have an "oh, no thank you. None for me." option.

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@MISSION_is_life

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