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ɢʟ☯︎ʀʏ sɪ ʜᴜᴘᴇᴀ ɢ𒊹︎︎︎ᴅ//
Exploring the world one tweet at a time🐦//
curious mind// lifelong learner🛸

[[email protected]🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Sam_the_Supreme]

Unemployment ni kama curse. You have degree, diploma, even that random online cert, lakini kila interview unaskia "we'll call you." Bro, the call never comes. You end up selling airtime or doing boda at night just to pay bills. Meanwhile your agemates abroad posting Dubai pics. Inakuwanga aje?

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

No more “ekelea kamande nakuja”…”mbona hujatandika bed”…”yaani babe hujaosha vyombo whole day”

[mayuminha ♡ @sutiadealuminio]

qdo vc transa gostoso pra passar o tesao acumulado ai no dia seguinte vc fica c tesao 2 pq ta lembrando da transa gostosa de ontem gente existir é uma prisao

[bella @heyjudere]

sometimes I wish I were a cigarette so I could die in the mouth of someone who chose me even knowing how bad I am

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Work until you feel Monaco is cheap.

[[email protected]🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Sam_the_Supreme]

Kuna hii weird obsession ya kenyan matatu drivers kuplay gospel music kwa nganya asubuhi watu wakienda kazi ,is it some necessity ama juu hii tabia inachokesha

[[email protected]🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Sam_the_Supreme]

Kuna hii weird obsession ya kenyan matatu drivers kuplay gospel music kwa nganya asubuhi watu wakienda kazi ,is it some necessity ama juu hii tabia inachokesha

[deejay @yhustr8bih]

Hate when a bitch think you cheating but whole time you turning down bad bitches

[yuroshima__ @Blablabla58288]

Unaamkia locals kanjo wanawabeba wote. I should have just gone to class😭

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

“I need to start saving more money”

me on payday

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Ugly broke ninja ndio naamka ku witness my miserable life falling apart, generational curses allover rejection rate ina increase kila siku, stagnation na fear zina kill all my dreams

[[email protected]🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Sam_the_Supreme]

You don't know pain until uende ku hug mtu alafu akupee mkono

[[email protected]🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Sam_the_Supreme]

You don't know pain until uende ku hug mtu alafu akupee mkono

[DIMES @Diimees_]

sometimes I jus look up at God & say Thank You cause life ain’t easy but I’m blessed

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Rumour has it that when President Moi visited Nigeria in 1981, he signed a special deal to honour Nigerians in a unique way.
In 1985 he launched the 5 bob coin shaped exactly like a Nigerian head. Kenya kept its word.

[ᵈʳ 𝑼𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒐 🧐 @tonnie_montana]

As Zimbabweans we nolonger use protection, we are protected by Kenyans

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

life is literally a constant cycle of losing your spark and then finding it again

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Kitambo tulikua tunaita a nonchalant person ati "Don't Care'' 🤭😂😂

[iesha🪄 @_TootToot_]

Anybody else realize that alot of the adults before us been working all they life and dont really got shit