Sam Turner

If you want to know what having your shit together looks like, go to someone else.

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

My aunt just had to explain what a queef was to my grandma 😂

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@RRamker I love this 😂❤️

[Dave @thirdbestdave]

For a country in a constant debate over whether mental health or guns are to blame for shootings, we sure are doing a whole lot of nothing to fix either one.

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@RRamker Always here for you if you need me, love ❤️

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@RRamker If he’s as sweet as Weston no problem 😂

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

Another 40 reasons to love @mindykaling !!! Giving back is so important ❤️❤️ My suggestion is @freedom_4_girls !

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@sarahkimbro912 ❤️❤️❤️

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@maison_cheyenne FAV ❤️

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

Do you ever wish you could call your pet and tell them you’ll be home in just a minute? Because same.

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

One of the best feelings is when you sit on your couch after lighting a candle in your clean house. Though it may only last a short time, man is it a relaxing moment.

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@arielwinter1 His name is Brooks! 😊

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@arielwinter1 Here’s one of my 4 legged babies @arielwinter1 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

I’ve spent Saturday night in doing nothing. Mainly because up until about 5 minutes ago I thought today was Sunday. 😂

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

Do I like 16 candles because it’s an amazing movie? Yes. Do I like 16 candles because the main character’s name is Sam? Also, yes.

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

My brother and I playing cards with a 8 and 12 year old. Me: “I’m glad you guys have a vhs player since all our Disney movies are on vhs.” 8 year old: “what’s a VHS?” Me: *internal crying and screaming*

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

#NewProfilePic

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

Today was a hard day to say the least, I hope all my besties know I love them and owe them the world.❤️

[pete @atweetforpete]

*at the pool*
Vaccinated kid: Marco

Unvaccinated kid: Polio

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

@RachaelPohl Lmao bought it the second day we had him 😂 I need an escape sometimes 😂😂😂

[Sam Turner @Sam_turner321]

In case you missed it here is what killed my social life.