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25 || Back-up @Samad11981 || News📰|| Politics 🌏|| Crime Reporter (Not A Journalist) 🔪 || Sometimes post Memes 🤡

[سمد @Samad11980]

Jeetu your sister forgot to remove her black bindi. Next, prepare her with proper training.🤡

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

🚨 REPORTER : Your Identity was verified?

MUSLIM WOMAN 🔥🔥: "Yes, My identity was checked. Then I cast my vote. I agree with this practice as it can prevent vote chori."

ANOTHER MUSLIM WOMAN ⚡⚡ : "My face was checked to verify my identity. It is right to do so"

Opposition's propaganda fails again 😂🔥

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@AlFarsi1201 Lol 😂

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The most longest "Jumla" throwing PM in Indian history.

[محمد سلمان ‏فارسی @AlFarsi1201]

People are celebrating the most unserious longest serving PM in Indian history.

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The person behind this voice deserves an Oscar

[Tom and Jerry @_tomvsjerry]

Tom's screamography is iconic 😂😂

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@Sam__00786 @the_shrewd_dude +1

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@Queen_primis E

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@PinguuJi Both

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@Numberrr_8 News kya mili wo batao?

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@Umma_sayed1 @catsareblessing @catturd2 @CatFlixer Mujhe toh na lag riya

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@Delhiite_ @SOLDIEROFHAQ Zaman bhai phone uthao aur 10 koi bhi number lagao kya pata aapki kismat khul jaye.

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@Numberrr_8 Add

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@Evrything_ship Beef is the secret of our energy 🔥💪

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When eating beef was legal, Hindus used to ask their Muslim friends to bring it discreetly.

To me, it looks like the Hindu friends first asked him to bring beef, and then, when they got caught, they threw him under the bus.

[Manish RJ @mrjethwani1]

When children become targets of political and religious outrage, education becomes the first casualty. Shame on BJP!

[سمد @Samad11980]

Adding context as a reader :

Peacocks are older than Hinduism.

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Peacocks are older than islam

[Warhead @whoiswrs]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We never even talked,
But I've imagined our future.

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@Adr_ees01 Congratulations 🎉

[سمد @Samad11980]

1. I will save those two animals.
2. Girlfriend is an alien concept to me.
3. My wife will pick up the money.
4. friend will help my mother.

All family members are saved, with a bonus of $450M.🙂

[Samson🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 @zamaniii00]

You can only save two, who are you saving?

[سمد @Samad11980]

He is not the longest-serving elected Prime Minister.

He is a fraud who became Prime Minister for his 2nd & 3rd terms through vote theft.

[Ambassador Sergio Gor @USAmbIndia]

Congratulations to Prime Minister Narendra Modi on becoming India’s longest-serving elected Prime Minister. This achievement is a powerful testament to his decades of dedicated public service and leadership! Wishing him all the best!

[Soft Spoken🔻 @softspoken04]

A Hindu man harassing and making racist jokes on a black man. However, his English friend confronted him and showed him his place.