Sam 🍍

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

@itshaileyreese Is the fire dept. lecturing this person??? Does this person see what they’re causing?! They need to be held accountable! lol

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

I feel scammed by this butterfinger cookie. They really put the CRUMB in crumbl @CrumblCookies

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

I regularly Facebook stalk people I come in contact with for my job (clients, county workers, teachers, etc.) that’s 2 hours away from my hometown and sometimes our only mutual friend is this catfish profile that someone from my high school made and I just need to know… How???

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

Omg you ask your husband ONE question about car insurance and now I have to make a bunch of god damn phone calls 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

Venmo always sucks me in I love trying to decode everyone’s emojis. Also why are people always sending each other money to randomly get coffee and should I be doing that for my friends? And why are you paying your husband back for things? Verrrry interesting

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

Petition for @KwikTrip to get wider straws!

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

I do not understand the trend of brushing UP your eyebrows.

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

You know you’ve lost your mind when you join a Facebook group dedicated to your favorite brand of water bottle. 😂

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

@wineandtacos Lmao wtf

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

Tik Tok lives after midnight are the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

I love a rug cleaning tik tok but HOW are these rugs getting so dirty!

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

You know how old people claim they can tell when it’s going to rain because their knees hurt? Well apparently that’s real because it happens to me. 😫

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

If anyone is on the fence about changing their last name after marriage my advice is… Don’t do it. Such a pain in the ass and what’s the benefit? You get some guys last name? No thanks.

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

Tell me why I was fine and then I went to the dentist and now my teeth hurt 😒

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

First holiday married & spending it with the in laws. Do I need to offer to help with dishes? Should I already have been doing this? Plz say no.

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

https://t.co/7OdKTDqeu1 this is my favorite tik tok lmfao

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

@awalmartparking I always wondered who tf was paying for this

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

If one more company emails me about how they HAVE to raise their prices but they are aware of their customer’s “financial hardships right now” I’m starting a riot.

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

@SierraShamar ?????! This is not allowed! Hold him back!

[Sam 🍍 @SamaeRoe]

Me talking shit in high school: “Yeah she was being a stupid bitch.”
Me talking shit now: “Yeah she made some poor choices and was actually being quite disrespectful.”
#growth